Calvin Klein

He was well over 80 years old.   He was five foot two.  Tweed pants, suspenders, button down shirt and tie.  Gold tipped cane. Blue eyes.  And a huge hernia right below his belly button.

We had discussed the risks and benefits of the operation - nerve injury, bleeding, failure.  I had answered easily twenty questions about the procedure.  He looked  me straight in the eye.

"Doctor, I have just one more question.  My wife wants to know..."

"Yes?"

"Can I go back to underwear modeling after the operation?"