Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Side Effects

So there is yet another side effect to this raw food diet I was not warned about. For the sake of the delicate eyes in the audience, let's call it 'Very outrageous meals in the intestines - not good' (VOMITING).

This side effect occurs after attempting to drastically deviate from the raw food diet....say eating a slice of pizza or your grandmother's homemade blackberry cobbler. It is almost immediate. The room might spin. Driving may become difficult. Problems with the other end of the GI system may ensue.

All in all, something SOMEONE SHOULD WARN YOU ABOUT.

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